Every fucking single one of you.
Everyone on this site is so crazy.
ARE A HAZARD TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS
When I’m almost done reading a good book.
WHY DOES THAT ELEPHANT REMIND ME OF JOHN GREEN SO MUCH
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
Two sentence horror stories.
THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME NERVOUS I AM HOME ALONE PLEASE SEND HELP.
Fuck. This. Shit. I’m done.
Fuck this, it gave me a case of the willies!